Though sadly, it broke his heart to say this, that he was bound by legal convention to be unhelpful. But he was committed – he dabbed away a tear at this point – to giving the house what it needed. For now, all he could say was that it was a shame Johnny Foreigner had so far been disobliging. “What I am concerned to ensure is that what’s inside the codpiece is in full working order.” Brexit reduced to a series of knob jokes. But cometh the hour, cometh the Cox.

Source: The Guardian March 07, 2019 15:18 UTC